• Friend: when I'm single, no one wants me
• Friend: when I'm taken, everyone wants me
• Me: no one ever wants me so lol

• dad: those people on that tumblr website are gonna kidnap you one day
• me: dad they barely even leave their room

When your crush tells you who they like but it isn’t you

lmaogtfo:

On the outside

On the inside

• me: why did you just reblog that from them
• me: i literally just reblogged that
• me: you're following both of us so why'd you reblog it from them and not me
• me: is it because you don't like me
• me: is it because i'm fat